Monkey To Man
Two guys say they recently found the remains of a bigfoot in the woods.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This was in rural north Georgia.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The remains of a 7+ foot tall, 500 pound ape-like creature were pretty far along in the rotting process, so the fellas dragged it home and threw it into the deep freeze, right next to the ice cream sandwiches and the Totino’s® Pizza Rolls. Of course. The story didn’t say, but these guys are obviously not living with women.
The discoverers, a cop on administrative leave and a former corrections officer, released a photograph on the Internet of their find. Judge for yourself.
I know the people from History Channel’s Monster Quest are supremely pissed off about right now. All that painstaking climbing through the forest and putting out bait and putting up camera traps, etc., and nothing. Then two good old boys out for a walk in the woods down south trip over a carcass and cart it home and cause an Internet sensation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This was in rural north Georgia.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The remains of a 7+ foot tall, 500 pound ape-like creature were pretty far along in the rotting process, so the fellas dragged it home and threw it into the deep freeze, right next to the ice cream sandwiches and the Totino’s® Pizza Rolls. Of course. The story didn’t say, but these guys are obviously not living with women.
The discoverers, a cop on administrative leave and a former corrections officer, released a photograph on the Internet of their find. Judge for yourself.
I know the people from History Channel’s Monster Quest are supremely pissed off about right now. All that painstaking climbing through the forest and putting out bait and putting up camera traps, etc., and nothing. Then two good old boys out for a walk in the woods down south trip over a carcass and cart it home and cause an Internet sensation.
This whole scenario has so many juicy and compelling aspects that I think I will quit now, and pick up the story again later on, after it has had time to “ripen” some more.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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